INCEL
Absolute floor. Severe deficits across multiple thirds — recessed chin, heavy negative tilt, no zygomatic projection. Pre-looksmax; the bones haven't started the conversation yet.
Are you an Incel or a Chad?
Take a selfie. The chadtest returns a full Clavicular PSL diagnostic — a 1 to 10 score, your tier classification, a color-coded facial aesthetics index, and a landmark overlay showing what your bones are doing in the looksmaxxing dialect. Direct reads. No hedging.
2.8
/10
INCEL
failo-coded
9.1
/10
CHAD
hunter-coded
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You aren't cooked.
The fixes are simple, free, and take under 60 days in most cases. Find out exactly where you stand — and what the one move is that pulls you up the most.
Front-facing. Neutral expression. Even lighting. Clavicular prefers a direct read — align your face inside the circle for the cleanest diagnostic.
The Clavicular PSL Scale
Where 1.0 is truecel, 10 is theoretical
The chadtest gives you a PSL score and drops you into one of the tiers below. Read your diagnosis through this legend.
LOW TIER NORMIE
Below-median civilian. 1–2 dimensions actively dragging the read down — usually a soft jaw with prey eyes, or a long midface with a weak chin. Functional. Forgettable.
HIGH TIER NORMIE
Median to above-median civilian. Decent in 1–2 dimensions (maybe eyes, maybe jaw) but not chadlite-bracket yet. The "good-looking for a normal person" bracket.
CHADLITE
Strong in 2–3 dimensions — jaw + eyes, or cheeks + brow. People turn their heads slightly. Reads attractive IRL. An 8.3 lives here.
CHAD
Harmony across all three facial thirds. Hunter eyes + pronounced zygomatics + sharp gonial angle + dimorphic. Actually rare.
GIGACHAD
Theoretical upper bound. Extremely rare. Mostly rendered 3D mockups and 2010s gym memes. If you hit this, reconsider the selfie.
Parallel Aesthetics (styles, not tiers)
Stylistic tags that apply on top of your PSL tier. A 3.2 can be failo-coded. A 7.8 can be hunter-coded. Clavicular will assign one if your face leans into it strongly.
FAILO
Face lacks forward projection across multiple landmarks. Soft gonial, recessed chin, weak zygomatics, neutral-to-negative tilt. The bones opted out.
RECESSED
Maxilla and mandible set back relative to the brow. Face tilts down at rest. Forward growth never happened.
NEOTENY-STUCK
Adult face that never masculinized. Round midface, soft jaw, high upper-lid exposure. Boyish past the point where boyish works.
NORMIE-CORE
Completely generic. No standout feature, no dragging deficit. The median human face — statistically the most common read.
DAD-FACE
Solid bone structure softened by a fat layer. Jaw's still there under the buccal pad. Cutting weight would pull the PSL up a point.
PRETTY BOY
High neoteny, aesthetic softness, strong cheekbones, compact midface. Less dimorphic, more harmonic.
HUNTER-CODED
Positive canthal tilt, deep-set eyes, hollow cheeks, low body-fat face. The predator read — sharp rather than pretty.
GLADIATOR
Heavy supraorbital ridge, massive gonial definition, bizygomatic width in the top percentiles. Maximum masculine dimorphism.
MODEL-TIER
Photogenic harmonic face. Thirds line up. Profile matches front. Camera-agnostic — looks good from any angle.
Full PSL diagnostic. Direct, clinical, sometimes cutting. Clavicular roasts the geometry — never the person behind it. No comments on race, ethnicity, age, weight, or anything outside your bone structure. Scores are vibes. Terms are real.